if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
I accept the “Stoick saw Valka in Hiccup during the Kill ring scene in HTTYD 1 head canon” but there is one thing that doesn’t add up.
Why would he disown the image of his “late” wife immediately after?
What if Stoick only saw Valka at first, when Hiccup was talking of the philosophies that supposedly got the woman killed. Yet, when a Night Fury, one of the most feared creatures of their world, jumps into the fray. When it rescues Hiccup, obeys Hiccup, Stoick saw someone else.
Because who was the last person Stoick witnessed control Dragons?
Stoick had seen Drago use dragons to burn down his contemporaries, his friends, with out any hesitation. Now his son had a dragon. A dragon that would have killed Stoick had Hiccup been so inclined to let that happen.
There is no way that his son could ever be like that monster. Now way Valka’s son could be like that. But Stoick saw the evidence.
Now of course when he saw Hiccup leading the gang into battle. Saw him fighting for a village that turned it’s back on him, Stoick realized that Hiccup and Drago were two different breeds. But for a sharp moment he saw a strange man from a strange land look up at him from the boy’s eyes.
And there was no way that could be his son.
this is beyond painful
this fandom drowns itself in an ocean of heartbreak and tears and likes it
we keep on discovering new things about httyd we haven’t found before and although it hurts we still love it
my art skills are impeccable
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
"fake gamer girl"
because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis
one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep
This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.
i’m calling the official president of the usa
seeing nash grier cry is honestly so satisfying until u realize this is a deliberate move to emotionally abuse young impressionable girls
where is this video of nash grier crying i’m in the mood for a good laugh