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officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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2 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 18,273 notes

thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

3 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 338,711 notes
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kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

12 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 21,537 notes

so-nerdy-it-hurts:

There are over 526 million black women in the world, all with different appearances, and your racist ass is going to say not liking black women is a ‘preference’, when the only damn thing they all got in common physically is their blackness? Sure, honey. 

12 hours ago on July 22nd | J | 21,010 notes
1 day ago on July 21st | J | 233,528 notes

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

1 day ago on July 21st | J | 18,604 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

me: *goes to bed at 5am*

me: *is shocked, angry and doesnt understand why i keep waking up at noon*

1 day ago on July 21st | J | 49,598 notes

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
1 day ago on July 21st | J | 554,458 notes
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Played: 1,650,599 times.

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

2 days ago on July 20th | J | 345,803 notes

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

2 days ago on July 20th | J | 662,504 notes

whatthefuckisfootball:

An England fan throws a paper airplane from the top tier of Wembley and it hits one of the Peru players | view from the crowd

This was a historical and monumental feat in the world of aerodynamics, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen

2 days ago on July 20th | J | 208,283 notes
Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.
potential Onion headline (via pansexualpagan)
2 days ago on July 20th | J | 27,805 notes

wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit:

no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you

2 days ago on July 20th | J | 349,468 notes

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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2 days ago on July 20th | J | 90,094 notes