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obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

4 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 125,270 notes
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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 541,714 notes

cocaine-cutie:

everyone has that “thing” about them that people talk about when you’re not there.

WHAT IS MINE

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 190,369 notes
5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 97,322 notes

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 287,640 notes
5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 179,678 notes

bewbin:

bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

the worst part is she doesn’t even speak english and she knows it was a bad joke 

5 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 1,149 notes
post a selfie?

Anonymous

fartgallery:

15 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 239 notes
secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

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What have you seen?

lees-paces:

storiesbycandlelight:

disneytasthic:

CLASSIC DISNEY
101 Dalmatians (1961)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Bambi (1942)
Cinderella (1950)
Dumbo (1941)
Fantasia (1940)
Lady and the Tramp (1955)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Peter Pan (1953)
Pinocchio (1940)
Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY’S DARK AGE
The Aristocats (1970)
Bedknobs & Broomsticks (1971)
The Black Cauldron (1985)
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The Jungle Book (1967)
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
Oliver and Company (1986)
Pete’s Dragon (1977)
The Rescuers (1977)
Robin Hood (1973)
The Sword In The Stone (1963)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
Aladdin (1992)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
A Goofy Movie (1995)  
James and the Giant Peach (1996)
Hercules (1997)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
The Lion King (1994)
The Little Mermaid (1989)
Mulan (1998)
Pocahontas (1995)
The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY’S MODERN AGE
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
Bolt (2008)
Brother Bear (2003) 
Chicken Little (2005)
Dinosaur (2000)
The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) 
Enchanted (2007)
Fantasia 2000 (2000)
Home on the Range (2004)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Meet the Robinsons (2007)
The Princess and the Frog (2009)
Treasure Planet (2002)
Tangled (2010)
Wreck it Ralph (2012)
Frozen (2013)

DISNEY SEQUELS
101 Dalmations 2: Patch’s London Adventure (2003)
102 Dalmatians
Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000)
Atlantis - Milo’s Return (2003)
Bambi II (2006)
Beauty and the Beast - Belle’s Magical World (1998)
Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas (1997)
Cinderella II - Dreams Come True (2002)
Cinderella III - A Twist in Time (2007)
Kronk’s New Groove (2005)
Lady & the Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure (2001)
Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (2005)
Mulan 2 (2004)
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World (1998)
Return to Never Land (2002)
Tarzan & Jane (2002)
Tarzan II (2005)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002)
The Jungle Book 2 (2003)
The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004)
The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride (1998)
The Little Mermaid - Ariel’s Beginning (2008)
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea (2000)
The Return of Jafar (1994)


PIXAR
A Bug’s Life (1998)
Cars (2006)
Finding Nemo (2003) 
The Incredibles (2004)
Monsters Inc. (2001)
Monsters University (2013)
Ratatouille (2007)
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toy Story 3 (2010) 
Wall-E (2008)
Up (2009)
Brave (2012)



19 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 27,655 notes

nonelikerae:

British tv

19 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 111,434 notes

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

image

19 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 105,398 notes
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

19 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 191,504 notes