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punkkidcatholic:

if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks

4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 50,211 notes

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
4 hours ago on July 31st | J | 21,750 notes
frostmatey:

fuzzykitty01:

akkeyroomi:

treepelta113:

playingeminor:

I accept the “Stoick saw Valka in Hiccup during the Kill ring scene in HTTYD 1 head canon” but there is one thing that doesn’t add up.
Why would he disown the image of his “late” wife immediately after?
What if Stoick only saw Valka at first, when Hiccup was talking of the philosophies that supposedly got the woman killed.  Yet, when a Night Fury, one of the most feared creatures of their world, jumps into the fray.  When it rescues Hiccup, obeys Hiccup, Stoick saw someone else.
Because who was the last person Stoick witnessed control Dragons?
Stoick had seen Drago use dragons to burn down his contemporaries, his friends, with out any hesitation.  Now his son had a dragon.  A dragon that would have killed Stoick had Hiccup been so inclined to let that happen.
There is no way that his son could ever be like that monster.  Now way Valka’s son could be like that. But Stoick saw the evidence.
Now of course when he saw Hiccup leading the gang into battle.  Saw him fighting for a village that turned it’s back on him, Stoick realized that Hiccup and Drago were two different breeds.  But for a sharp moment he saw a strange man from a strange land look up at him from the boy’s eyes.
And there was no way that could be his son.

this is beyond painful

this fandom drowns itself in an ocean of heartbreak and tears and likes it



we keep on discovering new things about httyd we haven’t found before and although it hurts we still love it

frostmatey:

fuzzykitty01:

akkeyroomi:

treepelta113:

playingeminor:

I accept the “Stoick saw Valka in Hiccup during the Kill ring scene in HTTYD 1 head canon” but there is one thing that doesn’t add up.

Why would he disown the image of his “late” wife immediately after?

What if Stoick only saw Valka at first, when Hiccup was talking of the philosophies that supposedly got the woman killed.  Yet, when a Night Fury, one of the most feared creatures of their world, jumps into the fray.  When it rescues Hiccup, obeys Hiccup, Stoick saw someone else.

Because who was the last person Stoick witnessed control Dragons?

Stoick had seen Drago use dragons to burn down his contemporaries, his friends, with out any hesitation.  Now his son had a dragon.  A dragon that would have killed Stoick had Hiccup been so inclined to let that happen.

There is no way that his son could ever be like that monster.  Now way Valka’s son could be like that. But Stoick saw the evidence.

Now of course when he saw Hiccup leading the gang into battle.  Saw him fighting for a village that turned it’s back on him, Stoick realized that Hiccup and Drago were two different breeds.  But for a sharp moment he saw a strange man from a strange land look up at him from the boy’s eyes.

And there was no way that could be his son.

this is beyond painful

this fandom drowns itself in an ocean of heartbreak and tears and likes it

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we keep on discovering new things about httyd we haven’t found before and although it hurts we still love it

5 hours ago on July 31st | J | 2,991 notes
fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 23,404 notes

iwishihadafather:

YEEEEEEESSS

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 97,774 notes
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danalmostcaughtonfire:

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 423,817 notes

aidamnpearce:

"fake gamer girl"

because i would totally spend 60 bucks on something i don’t want just so i can impress a boy and his penis 

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 9,020 notes

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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1 day ago on July 30th | J | 84,073 notes

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 241,395 notes

onlylolgifs:

Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 77,586 notes
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troyesivan:

This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 15,797 notes
I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

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killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 13,582 notes

seeing nash grier cry is honestly so satisfying until u realize this is a deliberate move to emotionally abuse young impressionable girls

1 day ago on July 30th | J | 6,080 notes

snorlaxatives:

where is this video of nash grier crying i’m in the mood for a good laugh

2 days ago on July 29th | J | 3,764 notes